We're desperately trying to keep the turkey party invite list updated. If you have any changes or additions to the list please email them to Tom.

If you are NOT a Turkey Party regular and have come to this site erroneously, accidentally, or through a web crawler that has nothing better to do with its time than index pages like this one, I sincerely apologize. Hopefully you'll find Tom's story interesting enough to start a dead-animal-in-the-freezer annual party of your own or you may want to stuff it like we did to Lewis the Cat.

-Adam, Nikole and Alexis